A Somali arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr Canadian for letting me in
this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free
education!" The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican "The
man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a
beautiful country here in Canada! "The person says, "I no Canadian, I
Vietnamese. "The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
Canada!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not Canadian!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks
"Are you a Canadian?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Canadians? "The Russian lady checks
her watch and says..."Probably at work!"