The best of short and funny jokes. Discover our selection of short and hilarious funny stories. short jokes and humour

The best of short and funny jokes. Discover our selection of short and hilarious funny stories. short jokes and humour


-On the edge of the Nile
On the banks of the Nile, three Belgians seeing a crocodile in the water begin to throw pebbles.
At one point, the crocodile, angry, approaches the shore, ready to climb on the bank.
Two of the Belgians flee and climb a tree. The third, impassive, does not move. The others call him and tell him to run away. Then the other answers them:

"It's okay, once, I have not thrown pebbles at me."


-A woman talks with a friend:

- "I have a golden husband."

The other answers him:

"Me, mine, he's in jail."


-Emilie's mom is not happy

- Look, the milk overflowed, I asked you to look at your watch.
- But I did it, it was exactly 8:10 when the milk overflowed!


-A mother tells her boy
A mother says to her boy:
- Do not forget that we are on earth to work.
- Well, then, I'll be a sailor later!


-Driving a car
You are driving a car and you drive at a constant speed.
On your right, the void. On your left, a fire truck that runs at the same speed and in the same direction as you.
In front of you, a pig, which is bigger than your car!
Behind you, a helicopter that follows you, in the middle.
The pig and the helicopter are going at the same speed as you.
Faced with all these elements, how do you stop?

It's simple, you get off the ride !


-Intestinal needs
He's a guy who's in a nightclub, but suddenly wants to satisfy some intestinal needs. He goes to the toilet, opens the door of the toilet, locks the door, down his pants and sits on the throne.
Letting his eyes trail, he sees displayed on the door in front of him a huge picture of a naked woman, with lots of small labels stuck everywhere, but with an extraordinary anatomical precision: feet, knees, breasts, etc ..., and a close to sex. But there, he does not see what is written on the label so it's small.
He leans forward to read, but still does not see anything.

He approaches again and reads: "Stop, if you continue, you'll shit next to the hole ..."
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