The best jokes about sex, naughty jokes, sexy humor. Discover our selection of the best funny funny stories!

The best jokes about sex, naughty jokes, sexy humor. Discover our selection of the best funny funny stories!


After Love
Two secretaries chat during a break. The first asks the other:
- Are you smoking after love?
And the other to answer:
- I do not know, I never looked.

-At the supermarket
A guy meets a friend, the latter is pretty bad, he has an eye and a blue cheek.
His friend asks him:
- What's happening to you my friend?
The guy answers him:
- I got a blow to the face.
- Who did you do that?
- My wife.
- Your wife? When? How? Why?
- I'm behind my wife, who's wearing a short skirt, leaning in the freezer in front of me. I see the string appear and the ball of buttocks, I lose control, I grab my wife, I cup the string and I take it from behind. What I remember is getting a frozen pork knuckle in the face.
- Was it the first time you did that to your wife?
- At the supermarket, yes.


-A beautiful 23-year-old upstart girl wanted to get rich very quickly. She decides to marry a 73-year-old billionaire, promising to kiss him to death on the wedding night.
The ceremony is grand, with all the gratin naturally. Then comes the first night: The girl undresses and waits for her 73-year-old husband on the bed, naked. When the husband comes out of the bathroom, he is naked too and the bride discovers with amazement that her husband is erect, that his cock is 25 cm long, and that he has already wearing a condom. In addition to this incredible picture, she finds that her husband has earplugs and a nose clip in his hands.
Of course, she asks him:
- Honey, what are you going to do with that?
And the husband answers:
- There are two things I can not bear in life: The sound of a screaming woman, and the smell of burning rubber!


-Why do you say masturbation makes you deaf? Because we are always listening if nobody comes.
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