7am.
The husband comes home and finds his wife, who is waiting for him firmly ...
She: you come back late, huh superman?
Him: I'll explain. I'm really sorry, but I was with customers ...
She: and you talked all night, until 7:00 ... is it right, superman?
Him: let me speak, please. I managed to acquire a new client. We went to eat Italian ...
She: and that until 07:00 in the morning? You take me for an abode, superman ??
Him: ok, ok. We were then in a bar, until 3:00 to drink something ...
She: yes, yes, superman, until 3:00 ... And what happened until 7:00, superman?
He: uh ... Then we went to a striptease bar, but I just looked, it was boring, yeah and ...
She: it's good, superman. You only watched, and quietly waited ... What should I still believe, superman ???
Him: let me please talk and listen! .... besides why do you call me all the time superman ???
She: because there is only superman who wears the pants over his pants!