1 - Blonde and computer
How do you know that a blonde used the computer?
- Because of the smell on the mouse? But still....
- Because of the blank on the screen.
And how do we know that another blonde worked behind her?
- Because we rewrote on the blanco.
2 - blonde and tool
What is a blonde sitting on a bench? A pipe wrench.
3 - Blonde and pizza
What is the difference between a blonde and a pizza? Pizzas, you can find some without mushrooms!
4 - blonde and plant
What is the difference between a blonde and a plant? Both flourish at the end of a tail.
5 - Blonde and frying pan
What is the difference between a blonde and a frying pan?
No because for both you have to heat them before putting the meat!
6 - Blonde and fish
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it!
7 - blonde and Pokémon
What is the difference between a blonde and a Pokémon? The Pokémon evolves!
8 - Blonde and porshe
What is the difference between a blonde and a porsche? The porsche, we do not pass it to his friends!
9 - blonde and foreplay
What is the preliminaries for a blonde?
- 30 minutes and a few beers.
10 - blonde and thong
Why do blondes put on their thongs?
So that their cat can play with the string.