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1 - Blonde and computer

How do you know that a blonde used the computer?
- Because of the smell on the mouse? But still....
- Because of the blank on the screen.
And how do we know that another blonde worked behind her?
- Because we rewrote on the blanco.

 2 - blonde and tool

What is a blonde sitting on a bench? A pipe wrench.

 3 - Blonde and pizza

What is the difference between a blonde and a pizza? Pizzas, you can find some without mushrooms!

 4 - blonde and plant

What is the difference between a blonde and a plant? Both flourish at the end of a tail.

 5 - Blonde and frying pan

What is the difference between a blonde and a frying pan?
No because for both you have to heat them before putting the meat!

 6 - Blonde and fish

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it!

 7 - blonde and Pokémon

What is the difference between a blonde and a Pokémon? The Pokémon evolves!

 8 - Blonde and porshe

What is the difference between a blonde and a porsche? The porsche, we do not pass it to his friends!

 9 - blonde and foreplay

What is the preliminaries for a blonde?
- 30 minutes and a few beers.

 10 - blonde and thong

Why do blondes put on their thongs?
So that their cat can play with the string.
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