PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 - Jokes to tell



>PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
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> >1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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> >2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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> >3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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> >4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you?
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> >5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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> >6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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> >7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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> >8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
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> >9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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> >10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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> >11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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> >12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
> >room.
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> >13. You sing along with elevator music.
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> >14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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> >15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
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> >16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather
> >service.
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> >17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
> >them either.
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> >18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

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