A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband


>>A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the
>>midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
>> 
>>"I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies.
>> 
>>"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
>> 
>>"No, no boyfriend either."
>> 
>>"Do you have a partner then?"
>> 
>>"No, I'm unattached; I'll be having the baby on my own."
>> 
>>After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a
>>healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that
>>the baby is black."
>> 
>>"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and
>>nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man
>>was black."
>> 
>>"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business
>>and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must
>>also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
>> 
>>"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the
>>money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else
>>could I do?"
>> 
>>"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business
>>and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
>> 
>>Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a
>>little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
>> 
>>At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to
>>the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the rear.
>> 
>>The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!"
>> 
>>"What do you mean?!" says the midwife, shocked.
>> 
>>"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling
>>t          I that she was going to bark."

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