Nice Joke To Tell : Subject: flight joke

Subject: flight joke

 > A man traveling on the latest Airbus 320 was in
 > urgent need of
 > using the
 > > restroom. Each time he tried to use it, it was
 > occupied.
 > > The flight attendant, aware of his predicament,
 > suggested he use
 > the ladies
 > > room but she cautioned him against pressing any of
 > the buttons.
 > > The man agreed and rushed into the restroom to
 > relieve himself.
 > He noticed
 > > four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR".
 > make Making a
 > fateful
 > > mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman
 > says, the man
 > allowed
 > > his curiosity to get the best of him and
 > > decided to try to the buttons anyway.
 > > He carefully pressed the first button, marked
 > "WW", and
 > > immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom.
 > > He thought," Golly, the gals really got it made".
 > > Still curious, he pressed the second button,
 > marked "WA", and
 > warm air dried
 > > his bottom off gently and quickly. "He thought
 > that was out of
 > this world."
 > > The button marked "PP" caused a large powder puff
 > to powder his
 > bottom with
 > > a sweet smelling silky powder.
 > > Well naturally he couldn't resist pressing the
 > last button marked
 > "ATR".
 > > When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and
 > buzzed the
 > nurse. When she
 > > appeared, he cried out,
 > > "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in
 > the ladies
 > room aboard a
 > > plane.
 > > The nurse replied "Yes, and you were having a
 > great time until
 > you pressed
 > > the "ATR" button"
 > > "What the hell does "ATR" stand for?" asked the
 > man.
 > > "Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under
 > your pillow."
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