Hilarious Joke Subject: Fwd: HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A CANADIAN

Subject: Fwd: HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A CANADIAN


I AM A HOTTIE MCSEXY CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


> >> >HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A CANADIAN
> >> >
> >> >You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
> >> >
> >> >You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just
dropped
> >>my poutine on the chesterfield."
> >> >
> >> >You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
> >> >
> >> >You drink Pop, not Soda.
> >> >
> >> >You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
> >> >
> >> >You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
> >>your holidays (not vacation), with good cigars and no Americans.
> >> >
> >> >You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
> >> >You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
> >> >
> >> >You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
> >> >
> >> >You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group
> >>and you cried when you heard that "Mr. Dress Up" died.
> >> >
> >> >You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
> >> >
> >> >You brag to Americans that: Mike Myers, Shania Twain, Jim Carrey &
more
> >>are Canadians.
> >> >
> >> >You know what a toque is.
> >> >
> >> >You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
> >> >
> >> >You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
> >>pronounced "Zed."
> >> >
> >> >You live in a house with no front step, but the door is one meter up
> >>from the ground.
> >> >
> >> >Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires
6
> >>pages for hockey.
> >> >
> >> >You know that when it's 30 degrees outside, it's the warmest day of
the
> >>year.
> >> >
> >> >You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
> >> >
> >> >You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
> >> >
> >> >You are not embarrassed to say "Regina"
> >> >
> >> >You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in
Canada."
> >> >
> >> >"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite
> >>than "Huh?"
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