Moshe wants to park his porsche
Moshe has a rendez-vous in the city center, he is in the flurry and can not find a place to park his Porsche.
He gets angry because he has been running in vain for 30 minutes. So he speaks to God:
- My God, if you find me a place within 5 minutes, the truth if I lie, I will Shabbat, I will eat kosher every day, I will not deceive my wife Sarah, nor Rebecca my mistress, I will respect Yom Kippur and all other holidays, IT'S PROMIS !!!
And then, miracle, a place is free right in front of him!
Moshe, parks, opens the window leans at the door of his Porsche, looks at the sky and shouts:
- My God, do not look anymore, it's not worth it, I found a parking space!