Jokes To Tell - A very large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar


A very large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar 

in Clayton, England. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy 
armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 
"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. Down at the 
end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She 
turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing
the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a
drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar 
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

 The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old 
chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina'?"

 The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
to be a ballerina."

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