Hilarious Jokes To Tell - A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa,
taking with  her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a
leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike,
a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!",  says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby  tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for  protection from the leopard.

So off he goes, but the old poodle sees  him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
"Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on
his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of
running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she
hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
old poodle says: "Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
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