Calling
the Cops!
or
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU' RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian,
Mississippi was going up to
bed when his wife told him that
he'd left the light on in
the garden shed.
George opened the back door to go
turn off the light but
saw that there were people in the
shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked
"Is someone in your
house?" and he said
"no, in my shed." Then they
said
that all patrols were busy, and
that he should simply
lock his door and an officer
would be along when
available.
George said, "Okay,"
hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a
few seconds ago because there
were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now cause I'vejust
shot them all."
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police
cars, an Armed Response
unit, and an ambulance showed up
at the Phillips'
residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to
George:
"I thought you said that
you'd shot them all !"
George said,
"I thought you said there
was nobody
available!"
Don't mess with Seniors,
you'll
loose everytime!