HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU' RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.


Calling the Cops!

      or
      HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU' RE OLD
      AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
             
              George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to
              bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
              the garden shed. 

             George opened the back door to go turn off the light but
             saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
              
              He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
              house?" and he said "no, in my shed."  Then they said
              that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
              lock his door and an officer would be along when
              available.
              
              George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
              the police again.
              
              "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
                were people in my shed.  Well, you don't have to worry
                about them now cause I'vejust shot them all."

               Then he hung up.
              
              Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response
              unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
              residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
              
              One of the Policemen said to George:
              "I thought you said that you'd shot them all !"
              
              George said,
              "I thought you said there was nobody
                                  available!"

               Don't mess with Seniors,
                                             you'll loose everytime!

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