A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


>  The Bikers

>>A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
>>
>>"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.
>>Peter asked.
>>
>>"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
>>"Once, on a trip to the
>>Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
>>bikers who were
>>threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
>>her alone, but they
>>wouldn't listen.
>>
>>So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
>>biker and smacked
>>him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
>>nose ring, and threw
>>it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll
>>kick the shit out of
>>all of you!"
>>
>>St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
>>
>>"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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