A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting
the local hospital, when, during
>her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient was
>masturbating.
>
>"Oh my GOD!" said the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
>
>The doctor who was leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, but this man
>has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
>If he doesn't do that five times a day, they will explode, and he'll die
>within minutes."
> >
>"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.
> >
>In the very next room, they saw a female nurse who was performing oral sex
>on another male patient. "OH, my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be
>justified?!?"
> >
>The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
>her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient was
>masturbating.
>
>"Oh my GOD!" said the woman, "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
>
>The doctor who was leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, but this man
>has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
>If he doesn't do that five times a day, they will explode, and he'll die
>within minutes."
> >
>"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.
> >
>In the very next room, they saw a female nurse who was performing oral sex
>on another male patient. "OH, my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be
>justified?!?"
> >
>The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."