Funny Story : A sailor meets a pirate in a bar

> A sailor meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and
> an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg leg?" asks the sailor.
> "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.
> "A shark bit off me whole leg."  "Wow!" said the sailor.
> "What about the hook?"  "We were boarding an enemy ship, battling
> the other seamen with swords. One of them cut me hand clean off."
> "Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "And the eye patch?"
> "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your
> eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor askedncredulously. Said the pirate,
> "It was me first day with the hook."
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