Funny Jokes To Tell - T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator.  When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T.G.I.F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."

She looked puzzled and repeated "T.G.I.F." more slowly.  He answered again, "S.H.I.T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F."

The man smiled back at her and once again said, "S.H.I.T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T.G.I.F.' means 'Thank God It's Friday'.  Get it, duuhhhh?

The man answered, " 'S.H.I.T.' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'" 
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