Men are like....
1. Men are like .. ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out
of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the
less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders .... You need one, but you're
not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a
word they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores .... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
9. Men are like .. .Mascara ..... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
11. Men are like ... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
13. Men are like ... .Parking Spots . All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.