A Son's Infinite Wisdom
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> > > >One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years old,
> >went
> > > >to
> > > >his mom and asked her, "How old are you?"
> > > >
> > > >The mom said, "There are some things you should never ask a woman and
> >that
> > > >is one of them. You will understand when you get older."
> > > >
> > > >Then the boy asked his mom, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
> > > >
> > > >The mom replied, "Like I said there are some things you should never
> >ask
> >a
> > > >woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get
older."
> > > >
> > > >Later the boy came to his mom and asked, "Mommy, why did you and
daddy
> >get
> > > >a
> > > >divorce?"
> > > >
> > > >The mom told Timothy, "There is some things you should never ask a
> >woman
> > > >and
> > > >that is definitely one of them. You will understand when you get
older"
> > > >
> > > >So the boy wandered off to his mom's room and found her purse and
> >started
> > > >looking through it. As he was going through the purse he found he! r
> > > >license
> > > > He was looking at it and looking and looking. Then he went back to
> >his
> > > >mother and told her, "Mommy, I know how old you are."
> > > >
> > > >"How old," she said.
> > > >
> > > >The little boy said, "27". Then he said, "I know how much you weigh."
> > > >
> > > >"How much," she said.
> > > >
> > > >The little boy told her,"You are 130 pounds." I also know why you and
> >daddy
> > > >got a divorce.
> > > >
> > > >"Why son?" she said.
> > > >
> > > >He said, "Because you have an F in sex."