Fable: The Horse, The Chicken, and The BMW

Fable: The Horse, The Chicken, and The BMW

A horse and a chick play in a meadow.
Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and sinks. He calls the chick for help and asks him to go see the farmer so that he can help him get out of the water. The chick runs to the farm but the farmer can not be found.
So she decides to drive the farmer's BMW to the mud hole and attach a rope to the bumper. Then she throws the other end of the rope to her friend the horse and advances the car, which saves the equine from drowning! A few days later, the chick and the horse still play in the meadow, the chick falls into the mud hole and she screams to the horse to seek help from the farmer. The horse says to him:
- I think I can position myself above the hole!
It stretches over the entire width of the hole and says:
- Now, grab my penis and hang on.
The chick does it and fires safely.
Morale: If you're riding like a horse, you do not need a BMW to shoot chicks.
01 09 10