A man enters a bank and says at the ticket office:
- "I would like to open a fucking account in your shitty bank!"
- "Sorry?" said the shocked lady ...
- "You're clogged or what, I'd like to open a fucking account in this
shit bank !!! "
- "But finally sir, stay correct! ..."
- "Kess ta, do you want my fist on your mouth or what?"
- "Listen sir, I'll call the director ..."
- "That's it bitch, call your asshole director ..."
The director arrives: - "Sir, there is a problem?"
- "I do not know, I want to open a fucking account in this bank of
shit because I won 100 million lotto ... "
And the director answers:
- "And this big bitch is pissing you off?