A guy wakes up in hell and shoots his mouth a little. Satan passes by and challenges him:

A guy wakes up in hell and shoots his mouth a little. Satan passes by and challenges him:
Satan: "Hey, why are you mouthing?"
The guy: "Well, firstly I am DEAD and secondly I am in hell is not enough to rejoice"
Satan: "Well, you know, it's not bad here down there ... you smoke?
The guy: "What a question, of course!"
Satan: "So you will love Mondays because all day long we smoke cigars, cigarettes, pipes ... without having to worry about cancer ... we are already dead!
The guy: "Oh yeah, not bad ...
Satan: "Do you drink?"
The guy: "Of course ...
Satan: "So you'll love Tuesdays because all day we're drinking booze, gout, beer ... then we vomit and we continue
drink without worrying about cirrhosis ... we're already dead! "
The guy: "Ah, not bad the beginning of the week ..."
Satan: "Are you eating?"
The guy: "Like a pig"
Satan: "So you're going to feast on Wednesdays because all day long you're filling up on fat, desserts, meats ... without worrying about cholesterol ... we do not care, we're already dead!
The guy: "Aaah, better and better ..."
Satan: "Are you drugs?"
The guy: "Regularly ..."
Satan: "Then Thursdays is for you, we have everything here grass, powder, syringes ... we prick without worrying about an overdose ... we are already dead!"
The guy: "Yeah, great place, I did not think it was so cool in hell ..."
Satan: "Are you gay?"
The guy: "No ..."
Satan: "Ouuuuuu, then you will not like Fridays ..."
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