A blonde finds a penguin in the street and brings her to the police station:
- What can I do with it? she asks the commissioner.
"Take him to the zoo," he replies. We do not have time to deal with it here.
A few days later, he meets the same person with the penguin.
- But I told you to take him to the zoo!
- Yes, that's what I did. He was very happy, and today we are going to the movies!