Funny Ideas For Facebook Status


Funny Ideas For Facebook Status -selling my roomates $hit on eBay. -forcing my dog to learn how to google. -teaching the cat how to be a ninja. -about to mail my check for $1500 to nigeria for the $15million lottery i just won! Cya later SUCKAS!! -watching every matrix followed by every star wars followed by every LOTR. Which incidentally adds up to exactly 24hours. -snail mailing a snail. Just to say I did it. -sexual healing. -eating pizza but not the italian kind.. the taco bell kind. -one day older than I was yesterday. -crying for no particular reason other than the fact that my cat spontaneously combusted! -happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her. -kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it. -mediocre at best.
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