Top 10 Yo Mamma Jokes, Yo Mama, Funny Yo Momma Jokes


Some classic and some new but all very funny!!! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! yo mama missing so many teeth her tounge think's its in jail. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!Submitted by Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Top 10 Yo Mamma Jokes, Yo Mama, Funny Yo Momma Jokes
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