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Subject: bus/trains jokes
two jokes: First passenger (waiting at a bus stop) ask another passenger, "How long is the next bus?" Reply is, "About 40 feet!"
2nd joke (heard over a pa system) "will the passengers taking the 4:15pm train to Chicago, kindly put it back!"