Short Jokes, One Liners, SHORT ONES

SHORT ONES
I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie.

I'm a wine enthusiast.
The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine.

What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence??

When you get a hangover from wine it's called the grape depression.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.

The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine:
Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

It's funny how 8 glasses of water a days seems impossible...
But 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.

I can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids instead of because of them.