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I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie.
I'm a wine enthusiast.
The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand. Coincidence??
When you get a hangover from wine it's called the grape depression.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.
The secret of enjoying a good bottle of wine:
Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
It's funny how 8 glasses of water a days seems impossible...
But 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.
I can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids instead of because of them.