Giuseppe walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You
know who's-a George Washington?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppe, who's-a George
Washington?"
He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a
President of-a United States.
I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States,
and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A couple of days later, Giuseppe walks into work and
says."Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppe, who's-a Abraham
Lincoln?"
He says, "Hah! Abraham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth
President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppe . .
. you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
The guy yells, "That's the guy who's seein’ your wife
while you're in night school."