I Love You My Husband- Funny Jokes



A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man retuns home, gets the box out from under the bed and opens it to find 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash.

He returns to the hospitial and asks his wife: "Honey, why are there 3 eggs and $7000.00 in cash?" She replied: "Well, over our 35 years of marriage whenever we had bad lovemaking I would put an egg in the box." So, immediately the husband thought of himself as a love machine.

And he asked her then: "Well, what is the money for?" And she replied: "Everytime I got a dozen eggs I sold them!!!!"

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