How - What - Why - If Italian Jokes - One Liners



• Question: How do you shut up an Italian?
• Answer: Tie their hands behind their back.

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• Question: What does FIAT stand for?
• Answer: Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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• Question: How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
• Answer: One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.

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• Question: How do Italian girls shave their legs?
• Answer: They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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• Question: Why is it that most Italian Men are called Tony?
• Answer: When they boarded the boat to America, they stamped To NY [Tony] on their foreheads...

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• Question: How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight?
• Answer: He's the one who bets on the duck.

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• Question: How can you tell if the Mafia is involved in the Cock fight?
• Answer: Well, if the Duck wins, you know they are!

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• Question: What language do the Vatican Police speak?
• Answer: Pig Latin!

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• Question:Why do Italian men have mustaches?
• Answer: So they can look like their mammas.

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• Question: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia?
• Answer: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb

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• Question: Why is it that Italy is shaped like a boot?
• Answer: Do you really think they could fit all that sh** in a tennis shoe?

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• Question: If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
• Answer: The least hairy of the three!

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• Question: What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
• Answer: Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?

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• Question: What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
• Answer: Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?

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• Question: What do you call an Italian with an IQ of 170?
• Answer: A Sicilian.

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• Question: How does an Italian get into an honest business?
• Answer: Usually through the skylight.

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• Question: How come Italian's don't like Jehovah witnesses?
• Answer: They don't like any witnesses

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• Question: What's an innuendo?
• Answer: An Italian suppository.

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