"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like
having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter
saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his
friends."
Oscar Wilde
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices
I admire."
Winston Churchill
"He has never been known to use a word that might send
a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner about Ernest Hemingway
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come
from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway about William Faulkner
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my
new play; bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend
second, if there is one."
Winston Churchill's response to George Bernard Shaw
"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over
the fence."
Sergeant Johnson.
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this
wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many
obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder