Very Funny Arab One Liners
Arab Jokes
Q: How do you tell when an arab has gone through puberty?
A: He takes his diaper off of his ass and puts it on his
head.
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Q: Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there’s a Target on every corner.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a camel’s ass?
A: An Afghani mechanic.
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Q: What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A: map!
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Q: In Iraq, Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex
education on the same day?
A: Its just too hard for the camels…
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Q: How do you stop an Arab from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Why are camels called “Ships of the Desert”?
Because they’re full of Arab seamen…
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When is the only time you can spit in a arab womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
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What do you ask a man who’s just converted to Islam?
Have you started beating your wife.
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How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the
Jews.
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How many Muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
What’s toilet paper?