Very Funny Arab One Liners Arab Jokes


Very Funny Arab One Liners
Arab Jokes

Q: How do you tell when an arab has gone through puberty?

A: He takes his diaper off of his ass and puts it on his head.

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Q: Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there’s a Target on every corner.

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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a camel’s ass?

A: An Afghani mechanic.

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Q: What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?

A: map!

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Q: In Iraq, Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day?

A: Its just too hard for the camels…

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Q: How do you stop an Arab from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

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Why are camels called “Ships of the Desert”?

Because they’re full of Arab seamen…

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When is the only time you can spit in a arab womans face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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What do you ask a man who’s just converted to Islam?

Have you started beating your wife.

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How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

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How many Muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

What’s toilet paper?

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