Two fellers were in desperate need of cash, but admittedly
were a bit cowardly. So the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The
logic being that since the Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught,
no harm could befall them. Thus they carried out their plot. However, just as
they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the lights and
confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them. Calmly, the Amishman said,
Boys, I would never do thee any harm yet you are standing where I am about to
shoot