Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo ,
Texas on a
Particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach,
the
Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing,
the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to
Amarillo ..
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened
while the
Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'