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Please remain in your seats

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo , Texas on a
Particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the
Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing,
the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo ..
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the
Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'

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