A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, 'Can I
have a pint of Less, please?' I'm sorry sir, 'the barman replies,
looking slightly puzzled, 'I've not come across that one
before. Is it a spirit?'
'I've no idea, 'replies the guy, 'The thing is, I went to
see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.'