United Flight Attendant announced, 'People, people we're not
picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!
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On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all
of your
belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make
sure it's
something we'd like to have. '
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'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are
only 4 ways out of this airplane'