It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving
dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a
dinner for herself. The next day her mother called to see how everything went.
Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much
trouble trying to eat the turkey said the daughter.
Did it not taste good her mother asked.
I don't know, the blonde said. It wouldn't sit still!