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''Jokes To Tell'' Your Friends! - Hilarious Jokes To Tell Your Friends

Q;Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.

Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming.

Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is

Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey? A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool? A: Vegetable soup.

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.

Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? A: UCLA

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