Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?A: Square meals!
Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?A: Class: At once!
Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?A: Because they already 8!
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?A: Summer!
Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school?A: Mothematics.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What did zero say to the number eight?A: Nice belt.
Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?A: Student: You told me not to use tables.