- Wouldn't you and I look adorable on a wedding cake together?
- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
- I can tell just by looking at you that you're trouble.
- Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
- You're cool. You can help me pick up chicks.
- We'd never get along. We'd fight all the time. And I'd win.
- Is that what you say to all the guys? Is that one of your pickup lines?
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on…
- I saw you checking me out, if I didn't come and say hi I was scared you'd follow me home later.
- Did you come over here just to flirt with me?
- You're my new girlfriend for the night.
- I promised my friends that I wouldn't date bad girls anymore.
- Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?
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