A guy wakes up in the middle of the night at 3am. It's a car alarm that just went off in the street.
The guy goes to the window in the dark and sees a guy trying to enter the neighbor's BMW. Immediately, the guy goes down to his garage, grabs a tire iron and goes out into the street at full speed. He gets behind the thief, grabs him by the shoulder and pulls him back ...
The thief at the stroke of surprise told him:
- Pity, n-n-n-no, do not hit me!
Then the guy pushes him aside and swings a big blow of tire iron in the glass of the car saying:
- That's it, it should simplify your work! This is the third time this week that this car alarm wakes me up!