Money ...
- He can buy a house ... but not a home.
- He can buy a bed ... but not sleep.
- He can buy a clock ... but no time.
- He can buy a book ... but not the knowledge.
- He can buy a position ... but not respect.
- He can pay the doctor ... but not health.
- He can buy blood ... but not life.
- He can buy sex ... but not love.
So as you can see, money is not much, and often it brings problems and suffering. We tell you this because you are our friends and we want to avoid these inconveniences.
So send us all your money and we will suffer for you. Cash only please, in small denominations ...