Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how
> > things worked out for
> > me. Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
> > and said,
> > "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a
> > cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white
TV,
> > but I got to sleep
> > every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
> > Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
> > plasma screen TV, but
> > I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me
> > that you are not
> > holding up your side of things."
> > My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
> > out and find a
> > hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I
> > would once again
> > be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
> > sleeping on a sofa
> > bed....