Two newfies are in a boat wrecked in the open sea. After several days of wandering..

Two newfies are in a boat wrecked in the open sea. After several days of wandering on their inflatable boat, and while they have nothing to eat for 5 days and nothing to drink for 2 days, he see an oil lamp float on the water. One of the newfies seizes it, and just by rubbing the lamp, a genie comes out, as dry! Genius is an old genius who tells them:
- Listen guys, you let me out of this lamp to the con, alright, but I'm a little tired of giving three wishes each time because I'm lazy and tired. So you will think carefully and make a wish that I will answer. Then I break! The first newfie, without thinking a single second vociferous: - I want to have enough beer to drink for the rest of our lives! And immediately, the genius turns the sea into an ocean of 1664! Then the second newfie turns to the first and tells him sticking a good slap behind his head:
- Bravo Einstein, now we'll have to pee in the boat!
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