Two men in their sixties are talking about aging and one says to the other ... the worst is our women, they refuse to admit that they are getting older and are still trying to hide their sores.
You're right but me, I found a good thing to take them to the game ... if you want to know if your wife starts to be deaf, place yourself 10 meters from her and ask him a question. Then, when you see that she does not answer, go to 5 meters. Then at 2 meters. Then at 1 meter. And there, she will have to go to the evidence that she begins to become deaf!
The guy finds the idea very good and on his way home, he gets 10 meters from his wife and asks him in a loud voice, "what do we eat for supper?" No answer ... He then approaches at 5 meters and asks again, "what are we eating for supper?" No answer ... He gets closer, 2 meters away, and asks again, "what are we eating for supper?" No answer yet ... the guy can not believe it! He then approaches 1 meter and yells, "what are we eating for supper?"
His wife turns around and shouts, "FOR THE FOURTH TIME, LASAGNES!"