Subject: Fw: Very good blonde jokes


Subject: Fw: Very good blonde jokes....

BLONDE  LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you  think is farther away... Florida or
the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you  see
Florida?????"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the  mechanic it
died.
After he works on it for a few minutes,  it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her  very nicely if
he could see her license.
She replied in a  huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away  my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this  blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the  opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get
to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river  and shouts
back, "You ARE on the other side."

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A  gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt  wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor.  "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and  screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee  and
screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she  touched made
her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not  really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm  actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your  finger is broken."

KNITTING
A highway  patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car,  he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights  and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and  yelled, "PULL
OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A  SCARF!"

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