Jokes To Tell - Subject: Only at Wal-mart !!!!!!!



Subject: Only at Wal-mart !!!!!!!

  One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
  "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

  "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
  "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.

  Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong
  and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars....a
  lot cheaper than a doctor."

  So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
  He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
  urine sample.

  He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

  Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
  "You have tennis elbow.

  Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve In
  two weeks.

  Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

  That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
  began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

  He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
  his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

  Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.
  He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
  results.

  The computer prints the following:
  1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your
  dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your
  daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
  4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
  5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
  better.

  Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

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