>Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
>the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
>hair smells nice.
>After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
>to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants
>to
>write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
>The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
>"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
>smells nice?"
>The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."