Jokes To Tell people - Life is short, Laugh at it!!

Life is short, Laugh at it!!

A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate...
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when
one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the
dog's neck.

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the
little hero replied.

Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were" said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from
Horrific attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a
Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was
either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?" the
reporter asked.

"I'm a Montreal Canadians fan." the child said. The reporter
starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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