Jokes about men, Funny jokes about men

Why do men have arched legs?
Unimportant things are always bracketed

Men are proof that reincarnation exists.
You can not become so stupid in one life time.

What should a woman do when her husband runs zigzag in the garden?
Continue to shoot.

The ideal measurements of a man?
80 - 20 - 42 (80 years old, 20 million euros on the bank account and 42 degrees of fever)

What is the common point between men who frequent bars for singles?
They are all married.

What is the difference between a man and a cat?
None, both are very afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

What is the difference between a man and a cup of coffee?
There are none: the two are on the nerves.

Why do the majority of women drive badly?
Because the majority of instructors are men ...
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